Tuesday, September 18, 2007

facial hair

I recently made an attempt at growing some facial hair. In order to give you an honest visualization of what it looked like (this picture is from last year's man-stache), I will post a few of my wife's comments.

First she informed my that my beard (that I thought was progressing nicely) looked worse than the 14 year-olds in our ward. While none of the boys would pose, I thought Hans Klopek would suffice. So I decided to appease my lovely wife and shave off the beard, leaving the sexy mustache as seen above. I was then informed that I looked like a "white trash, teenage mexican, Chester the molester ". I disagree.
As many of you probably DO NOT know, the mustache has a rich and illustrious history, dating back to 300 B.C. Due to discrimination and bigotry the American Mustache Institute (AMI) has been established to protect and promote this beautiful icon of Manness.
I could argue all day in favor of support of the mustache, but I will rest my case by presenting two of the most influential, and well-respected individuals of ALL TIME.
What Brother?! That's right, mustaches RULE!!

You may be saying, “Wait, thats a beard…he can’t be your example!” but you’d be a damned fool.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.
His mustache has overpowered the rest of his facial hair and claimed the entire face as it’s own.
And it deflects bullets.
And woos the ladies.
And cures cancer

1 comment:

Bethany'sBazodi said...

Long live the perv-stash! They are all the rage here in the back woods of Idaho, usually accompanied by a mullet.